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Harry Houdini Jokes

For a period of time, Harry Houdini used a trap door in every magic show he performed.

It was…just a stage he was going through.

Did you ever hear of Juan the Magnificent?

Juan was just a young man growing up in rural Mexico. He felt he had little chance to grow up and do anything of importance or recognition. He'd grow up and work the land. The same as his father and his grandfather before him.


Until the day he saw the great magician Harry Houdini.

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In the early 1900s, there were a number of deaths caused by people putting themselves in and trying to escape risky situations such as being handcuffed underwater etc. People blamed Harry Houdini, but I don't think he was really responsible...

...he was just the escape G.O.A.T.

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After a long show, Marvelous Mike, an old magician enters a McDonald's. Not without Schadenfreude, he realizes that the cashier is his old competitor Harry Houdini.

Feigning empathy, he asks "Oh Harry. I cannot believe that such a gifted artist would end up like this. Anyway, may I have BigM...

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A mother allowed her daughter to attend a friend's party.

The mother wanted to make sure that her daughter would be safe that night. She taught her that if boys ever approached, ask them "What will be our baby's name?" to keep them away.

At the party, a boy got close to the daughter but was immediately asked, "What will be our baby's name?". The bo...

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