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I just can't catch a break! No matter what job I get, I always end up dealing with stiffs!

First as a Star, then as a Waiter, then finally in a Morgue. I just can't win!

What do condoms and caskets have in common?

They both hold stiffs.

I hate my job at the morgue, nobody gets my sense of humor.

I swear I’m working with a bunch of stiffs.

What does a condom and a coffin have in common?

They both hold stiffs.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.
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