A cop caught a drunkard just in front of a house, trying to get in. ''Are you sure this is your house?'' the cop asked the thoroughly sozzled man. '
“Shertainly,'' said the drunk, ''an' if you'll jesh open the door f'me, I'll prove it to you.''
The cop obliges by opening the door....
A hunchback and a guy with a club foot meet each Friday at the pub.
One Friday, lamenting their disabilities, they complain about the length of their walk. "It would be great to short cut through the cemetery" says the guy with the hunchback. "That cemetery is haunted" says the guy with the club foot, "It's madness to walk through there at night!".
After enj...
The 3 Paddies Encounter a Genie
The 3 Paddies encounter a lamp, and the decide to buff it up a bit, as it was dust covered. While polishing, out emits a Genie.
The genie tells them that he is going to imprison them each for 10 years, the same length of time he was trapped in that lamp. But, he will allow them each to choos...
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