Two cannibals meet one day.

The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender missionary. I’ve baked them, I’ve roasted them, I’ve stewed them, I’ve barbecued them, I’ve tried every sort of marinade. Just can’t seem to get them tender.”

The second cannibal asks, “What kind of missionary do you use?”<...

Did you guys hear the newest song from the band Stewed Fruit?

It's my jam.

I haven't seen this one here before

Late one Friday night, John visits the brothel. As he walks in, he is greeted by all the usual faces.

"Hey John, back again?"

"Johnny boy. Must be payday."

So on and so forth.

Then the Madame of the house spots him and hurries over.

"Mr. John. How lovely to...

Washington D.C. was in complete gridlock...

As I stewed in traffic wondering what was causing it, a guy comes up and knocks on my window.
"What's it all about?" I ask.
"You haven't heard? President Trump has been kidnapped. It's all over the news! The ransom note says we either deliver a billion dollars or they are going to cover him w...

They are serving "Trump Soup" at the inauguration banquet

Stewed Orange and Chickpea

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An old married couple are sitting on their porch one morning...

...when suddenly the old lady lashes out with her cane and hits her husband on the knee.

"Ow! What'd ya do that for?" He asked.

"That's for 60 years of bad sex!"

He stewed in silence a few moments, rubbing his knee. All of a sudden he took his cane and thumped his wife on her kn...

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One day, the human body tries to figure out who the leader is ...

The heart says, "it's me! I circulate the blood!"


The brain says, "no! It's me! I control everything."


The liver says, "no, it's me, because I feed."


The anus says, "no, it's me!"


All the other organs laugh. Then the anus refused to open for seven ...

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A guy is going on an ocean cruise and he tells his doctor that he's worried about getting seasick. The doctor suggests, ''Eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes before you leave the dock.''
The guy replies, ''Will that keep me from getting sick, Doc?'' The doctor says, "No, but it'll look really pret...

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