The king wanted to go fishing and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours. The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain.
So the king and the queen went fishing. On the way they met a man with a fishing pole riding on a donkey, and the...
I won gold at a weather forecasting event yesterday,
I beat the raining champion.
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It was autumn, and the natives on the reservation asked their new chief if it was going to be a cold winter.
Raised in the ways of the modern world, the chief had never been taught the old secrets and had no way of knowing whether the winter would be cold or mild. To be on the safe side, he advised the tribe to collect wood and be prepared for a cold winter.
A few days later, as a practical aftertho...