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States Of Matter Jokes

A solid joke

A scientist is studying the three states of matter.

The scientist then makes an amazing discovery, the scientist in the other room then walks in, he asks "What's the matter?"

There are three states of matter

Doesn't matter

Matters a bit

Really matters a lot

There are five states of matter.

1. Solid
2. Liquid
3. Gas
4. Plasma
5. Black Lives

How does a human make all three states of matter at once?

Diarrhea.

Did you know you can discharge all four states of matter out of your ass?

Just eat Taco Bell to discharge plasma.

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