Did you know you can discharge all four states of matter out of your ass?

Just eat Taco Bell to discharge plasma.

There are three states of matter

Doesn't matter

Matters a bit

Really matters a lot

A solid joke

A scientist is studying the three states of matter.

The scientist then makes an amazing discovery, the scientist in the other room then walks in, he asks "What's the matter?"

There are five states of matter.

1. Solid
2. Liquid
3. Gas
4. Plasma
5. Black Lives

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