Did you hear about the man who cooled to absolute zero?

He is 0K now.

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Did you hear about the person who got cooled to absolute zero?

Yeah he fukin' died.

Why can’t scientists reach absolute zero?

Because only a Sith deals with absolutes.

I asked a scientist what would happen if my body temperature hit absolute zero.

He said I'd be 0K

Scientists announced that a man had chilled himself to absolute zero in an industrial accident.

He's 0K right now.

Did you know that you could cool yourself to absolute zero...

and still be 0K?

I want to start a band called Absolute Zero.

People will say we're 0K.

My friend's a scientist and accidentally chilled his lab rat to absolute zero...

At first the rat was just frozen, but he's 0K now.

I was once asked how cool I think I am

So I said on a scale of one to ten, I'm an absolute zero

Why can't chemists tell you what 5 - 5 is?

Because they just can't get to absolute zero.

Because of my cake here are a few physics jokes...

1.) Two kittens are on a roof which one falls off first?

The one with the lowest mew.

2.) what happens to electrons and they lose all the energy?

They become Bohred

3.) People call me lazy but I am just overflowing with potential energy.

4.) Did you hear about th...

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What is cold?

What is cold?
(note: to get the temperature into Fahrenheit: multiply by 9, divide by 5, then add 32)

+10°C
The inhabitants of Helsinki (Finland) turn off their heating.
The Laps (inhabitants of Lapland) plant flowers.

+5°C
The Laps take a sun-bath (if the sun gets over the...

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