Did you hear about the man who cooled to absolute zero?

He is 0K now.

What do you call an explosive that donates at absolute zero?

0K Boomer

Scientists have invented a bomb that explodes when the temperature hits absolute zero

It's called the "0K Boomer".

One time I accidentally walked into a freezer that was at absolute zero...

Don't worry, it was 0K

I asked my physics instructor what would happen if the universe hit Absolute Zero.

He told me that if the universe came to that point then we shouldn't worry, everything is going to be 0K.

There's an ultracryogenic explosive that's perfectly safe until it's cooled to absolute zero.

0 K boomer.

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Did you hear about the person who got cooled to absolute zero?

Yeah he fukin' died.

Scientists announced that a man had chilled himself to absolute zero in an industrial accident.

He's 0K right now.

My friend's a scientist and accidentally chilled his lab rat to absolute zero...

At first the rat was just frozen, but he's 0K now.

I want to start a band called Absolute Zero.

People will say we're 0K.

I was once asked how cool I think I am

So i replied, "On a scale of one to ten, I'd say I'm an absolute zero".

Because of my cake here are a few physics jokes...

1.) Two kittens are on a roof which one falls off first?

The one with the lowest mew.

2.) what happens to electrons and they lose all the energy?

They become Bohred

3.) People call me lazy but I am just overflowing with potential energy.

4.) Did you hear about th...

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What is cold?

What is cold?
(note: to get the temperature into Fahrenheit: multiply by 9, divide by 5, then add 32)

+10°C
The inhabitants of Helsinki (Finland) turn off their heating.
The Laps (inhabitants of Lapland) plant flowers.

+5°C
The Laps take a sun-bath (if the sun gets over the...

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