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A scientist announced he managed to cool something down to absolute zero.

It was 0K.

In a recent laboratory accident, a technician was frozen to absolute zero

but he's 0k now.

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?

He’s 0K now.

Scientists experimented on a guy and cooled his body down to absolute zero...

Don't worry, he's 0K

Scientists have invented a bomb that explodes when the temperature hits absolute zero

It's called the "0K Boomer"

A year ago my friend thought it would be funny to freeze himself to absolute zero.

He’s 0k now.

A Canadian research team has made history by freezing mice to temperatures of absolute zero.

Animal rights groups are outraged by the cruel tests performed on the animals.

But they’ll be 0K.

One time I accidentally walked into a freezer that was at absolute zero...

Don't worry, it was 0K

Teacher: Whats the absolute zero?

Me: 0 K, Boomer

There's an ultracryogenic explosive that's perfectly safe until it's cooled to absolute zero.

0 K boomer.

Scientists announced that a man had chilled himself to absolute zero in an industrial accident.

He's 0K right now.

Why can’t scientists reach absolute zero?

Because only a Sith deals with absolutes.

I asked a scientist what would happen if my body temperature hit absolute zero.

He said I'd be 0K

I want to start a band called Absolute Zero.

People will say we're 0K.

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The Sami temperature scale

(ed: the Sami are an indigineous people living in the northern parts of Scandinavia, also called Lapland)

+10°C: Inhabitants of Helsinki turn off the heat. The Sami plant flowers.

+5°C: If the sun rises over the horizon, it's sunbathing time for the Sami

+2°C: Italian cars won't...

Q. How do you reprimand a lazy scientist working in a cryogenetics lab?

A. "Your contribution in this project is absolute zero"

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Official outdoor temperature scale

Official outdoor temperature scale:

+10 Residents of Vilnius apartments wear sweaters and put on wool socks. The Finns plant flowers.

+5 Finns sunbathe in the sun.

+2 Italian cars don’t start.

0 Distilled water freezes.

-1 Breathing becomes visible. It's time ...

I mixed up the temperature units when doing my Physics test

As a result, I got an absolute zero.

Because of my cake here are a few physics jokes...

1.) Two kittens are on a roof which one falls off first?

The one with the lowest mew.

2.) what happens to electrons and they lose all the energy?

They become Bohred

3.) People call me lazy but I am just overflowing with potential energy.

4.) Did you hear about th...

I was once asked how cool I think I am

So I said on a scale of one to ten, I'm an absolute zero

Why can't chemists tell you what 5 - 5 is?

Because they just can't get to absolute zero.

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