Absolute Zero Jokes - 20 Hilarious Absolute Zero Jokes

Recently a man was cooled down to absolute zero

Don't worry, he's 0K

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In a recent laboratory accident, a technician was frozen to absolute zero

but he's 0k now.

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A scientist announced he managed to cool something down to absolute zero.

It was 0K.

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My friend's a scientist and accidentally chilled his lab rat to absolute zero...

At first the rat was just frozen, but he's 0K now.

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Scientists announced that a man had chilled himself to absolute zero in an industrial accident.

He's 0K right now.

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Scientists have invented a bomb that explodes when the temperature hits absolute zero

It's called the "0K Boomer"

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Teacher: Whats the absolute zero?

Me: 0 K, Boomer

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One time I accidentally walked into a freezer that was at absolute zero...

Don't worry, it was 0K

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Why can’t scientists reach absolute zero?

Because only a Sith deals with absolutes.

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A year ago my friend thought it would be funny to freeze himself to absolute zero.

He’s 0k now.

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A Canadian research team has made history by freezing mice to temperatures of absolute zero.

Animal rights groups are outraged by the cruel tests performed on the animals.

But they’ll be 0K.

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There's an ultracryogenic explosive that's perfectly safe until it's cooled to absolute zero.

0 K boomer.

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I want to start a band called Absolute Zero.

People will say we're 0K.

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I asked a scientist what would happen if my body temperature hit absolute zero.

He said I'd be 0K

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Q. How do you reprimand a lazy scientist working in a cryogenetics lab?

A. "Your contribution in this project is absolute zero"

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I mixed up the temperature units when doing my Physics test

As a result, I got an absolute zero.

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I was once asked how cool I think I am

So I said on a scale of one to ten, I'm an absolute zero

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Because of my cake here are a few physics jokes...

1.) Two kittens are on a roof which one falls off first?

The one with the lowest mew.

2.) what happens to electrons and they lose all the energy?

They become Bohred

3.) People call me lazy but I am just overflowing with potential energy.

4.) Did you hear about th...

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The Sami temperature scale

(ed: the Sami are an indigineous people living in the northern parts of Scandinavia, also called Lapland)

+10°C: Inhabitants of Helsinki turn off the heat. The Sami plant flowers.

+5°C: If the sun rises over the horizon, it's sunbathing time for the Sami

+2°C: Italian cars won't...

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Official outdoor temperature scale

Official outdoor temperature scale:

+10 Residents of Vilnius apartments wear sweaters and put on wool socks. The Finns plant flowers.

+5 Finns sunbathe in the sun.

+2 Italian cars don’t start.

0 Distilled water freezes.

-1 Breathing becomes visible. It's time ...

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