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Electrons Jokes

The electrons couldn't wait to become lightning

When it happened, they were ex-static

Electrons

Two molecules are walking down the street. They accidently bump into each other, and one of them looks down, shakes his head, and says, "Damn, I lost an electron." The other molecule is surprised and says, "Are you sure??" The other one says, "Yeah, I'm positive."

How far do electrons travel?

Coulometers!

Protons, neutrons and electrons

Are the little things that matter.

55 protons, 78 neutrons, 55 electrons, 6 croutons.

Cesium salad.

A human losing weight is like an atom losing electrons

Everything is positive after that.

I hate being around electrons.

They’re always so negative!

There were three electrons going on a tour

Of Rhode Island. They are walking around happily when the police came and arrested one of them.

Despite protests from his friends , he was thrown across the state borders and asked to never come back. But him being a sport sneaked back across that night itself.

The next day, they were ...

I was arrested the other day for stealing people's electrons.

I was heavily charged,despite my victims say it was overall a positive experience.

Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons, and Electrons

They forgot to mention Morons.

All Electrons were having the party

All Electrons were having the party

Suddenly protons attacked them..

A hero came and saved the electrons..

Electrons asked hero: "Who are you ?? "

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Hero said : " BOND .. COVALENT BOND "

You'd think that atoms bonding would mean they're being friendly to each other, but instead they steal each others electrons.

Isn’t that Ionic?

Two electrons were following quantum physics principles, as usual, while exchanging virtual protons to conduct an electric current

One electron said to the other, "This quantum trading stuff sounds like imaginary nonsense; if I can carry meaningful information faster than the speed of light, then I will."

The remaining electron watched his former partner depart into the nether, sighed, then said to his collar microphone,...

What did the unhappy factory electrons do?

Unionize

Nuclei and Electrons are the original hipsters of the universe.

They were hydrogen before it was cool.

What will electron say if proton and neutron come to electrons home...

Make yourself atom

What do politicians, naked women, and electrons all have in common?

**They change their behavior when being observed.**
(Does anything else?)

Who did King Arthur leave in charge of watching his eight electrons?

Sir Valence!

What do you call a group of electrons staging a coup?

The Resistance

A small collection of my favorite science jokes

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?”

“For you, sir, no charge!”

 

What's 2 times 2?

Physicist: “After some measurements I am fairly sure it is somewhere between 3.81 and 4.13!”

Mathematician: “After some consideration ...

Did you hear about the atom that was caught stealing electrons?

He was arrested and charged.

...this is the stuff I come up with while procrastinating studying for finals.

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