Molecules Jokes

A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and robbed all the precious jewels. A tall, strong man, armed with a gun came into the room and thrashed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful and asked for his name, to which he replied, "M... read more

The bartender says, "Hey Jude!"

He’s the smallest of the Greek heroes!

A guac-mole

The bartender asks, "what's so funny?"

HeHe

Two-Na

The first one asks, "Why don't you like me?"

The water molecule says, "I'm sorry, but I'm just not that attracted to you."

The other cries, "Is it because I'm fat?!"

He says they are all alkene.

It was a Mole-Ester!

The chiralpractor!

Because an stupid one would be an Oxy-Moron.

Two molecules are walking down the street. They accidently bump into each other, and one of them looks down, shakes his head, and says, "Damn, I lost an electron." The other molecule is surprised and says, "Are you sure??" The other one says, "Yeah, I'm positive."

So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him. The scientist walked up to God and said, “God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We’re to the point where we can clone people, manipulate atoms, build molecules, fly through space, and do many other miraculous th... read more

Guacamolecules

Q. who was the Jewish prophet that led the water molecules across the partially permeable membrane?
A. osmoses

Entropy is simply a measure of how much the energy of atoms and molecules become more spread out in a process and can be defined in terms of statistical probabilities, whereas Atrophy, is what you get if you win something.

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