Modern batteries would not work without ionized lithium.
The ions appear to be pretty volatile, I've heard a lot of electronics factories are afraid of unionisation.
An crying man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What's wrong?" The man replies "My brother was just sentenced to 5 years prison time. he was taking gold, removing all of the electrons and selling the gold ions for profit!"
The bartender replies "Damn, those are some serious charges."
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Why Don't Jews Like Ions?
They prefer their molecules free of charge.
Finally watched the Bee movie
It was good insect-ions
An old professor of Particle Physics and his assistant were having beers at a pub in London when the conversation drifted to the experiments with the Large Hadron Collider near Geneva, Switzerland.
The assistant mentioned one of the wonderous things the famous particle collider can do. "The Collider can accelerate protons," the assistant began.
The professor smiled and said, "Yes, I've seen it do that, personally."
Surprised and intrigued that his mentor had worked with ...
On a faraway island lived a solitary genius
On a tribal island, far far away from here, lived a man called Cong Clu. Mr. Clu was a physicist, and had lately taken a liking to particle physics.
His research, however, was disturbed quite a lot, by the strong magnetic flow from the ferrous rocks, that the island was made up of, and in the...
What does an Australian chemist call is bro?
Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong