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Starsign Jokes

My mum's starsign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died...

She was eaten by a massive crab

My wife's starsign was Cancer, which is quite ironic really, thinking about how she died...

she was attacked by a giant crab

I went to a pet shop to buy a goldfish today...

The worker asked if I'd like an aquarium, but I told him "I don't care what starsign it is."

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