Starship Enterprise Jokes - 7 Hilarious Starship Enterprise Jokes

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Toilet paper is sort of like the Starship Enterprise

it circles Uranus looking for Klingons

Why does the starship enterprise smell bad?

Coz William Shat-n-er

What's the worst job to have on The Starship Enterprise?

Cleaning up the hollodeck.

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Where are all the Jews on the Starship Enterprise?

on the challah deck

The starship Enterprise encountered an alien race...

Kirk asks "What is your method of reproduction?"
A pair of aliens, happy to oblige, touched their antennae together, and soon a bud formed on the side of one. It slowly grew into a small replica of the alien, then fell off and started running around the room.
The aliens ask "How do you...

The starship Enterprise is about to face annihilation from a superior ship, but Picard comes up with a cunning plan.

"We'll beam Lieutenant Worf on to their ship to offer our unconditional surrender", says Picard

"But Captain", interrupts Riker, "they might not take us seriously if you send Worf. It might be wise to send Commander Troi".

"Nonsense! Put him in a wooly sweater, a wooly hat and gloves,...

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Space joke

Whats the similarity between Starship Enterprise and toiletpaper.

They both circling around Uranus looking for Klingons

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