Rocket Ship

Did you hear about the rocket ship that didn't go up to space?

It had projectile dysfunction

The Meaning of Life

A Redditor walks into a bar and asks the bartender

“Bartender, get me something new and fresh from r/jokes.” He chirped

“Sorry mate, all we have are reposts from the last 8 years”

“How can this be!” The Redditor exclaimed “If I can’t get my fix from r/jokes, then what is the poi...

A five year old just made up this joke.

Q: Why do astronauts eat so fast?

A: Because they're on a rocket ship. Duh.

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