What's the difference between CoVID-19 and Romeo and Juliet?
One's a Coronavirus, the other is a Verona Crisis.
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Romeo & Juliet.doc...
...is a play on Word.
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...Then Juliet looked down from her balcony and said,
"Its over Romeo,
I have the high ground"
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Juliet hates it when people give her advice about relationships.
It’s not her first Romeo.
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Some consider Romeo and Juliet a tale of true romantic love...
But only if you consider 2 underage kids in a relationship that lasted 3 days causing 2 suicides and 3 murders romantic...
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What Were Romeo and Juliet's Favorite Fruit?
Cantaloupe
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Girl, we’re just like Romeo and Juliet
Cuz my family hates you and I want to kill myself.
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"Will you be my Juliet and I will be your Romeo?"
"Aww, you love me?"
"No, I just thought the world would be better if we were both dead."
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How did Juliet maintain constant temperature?
Romeostasis.
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I’m banned for life from acting in our production of Romeo and Juliet, just because I misunderstood the stage directions.
It said, [Enter Juliet from the rear]
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A mathematician is asked, "Why did Romeo kill himself when he thought Juliet was dead?"
"Because without one the other is nought."
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Just been arrested by the police after recently being given the part of Romeo in my local theater.
The script clearly said ‘Enter Juliet from behind’.
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Do you have the original book Romeo and Juliet?
A customer at our bookstore asked me, "Do you have the original book Romeo and Juliet? My daughter needs it for school, and all I can find is the play."
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The Magic Dildo (nsfw)
Romeo has gotten a new job out of state and now must leave his girlfriend, Juliet, behind. Their love is strong so they both want to give this long distance thing a try. The night before his departure, Romeo gives Juliet a gift: A magic dildo. “To use it,” He says, “all you have to say is *Magic ...
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To be or not to be?
I failed my audition as Romeo through a misunderstanding over a stage direction. My copy of the script said: 'Enter Juliet from the rear'
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A man walks up to the ticket counter at a theater and orders two tickets.
"For Romeo and Juliet?" the ticket vendor asks.
"No," the man replies. "For me and my wife."
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Failed my audition in a play since I was being "innappropriate"
Fuck knows what they were on about though, not my fault my script said "Enter Juliet from rear"
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The Coronavirus has shut down theater
Due to social distancing, the Shakespearean Theater Company had to cancel all of their live shows. Before self-quarantining, they decided to do one last performance of Romeo and Juliet and livestream their production over the internet. In order to reach a wide audience, they advertised there show o...
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