I like the way that the main actress in *Interstellar* delivered her lines
She just Hathaway with words
What was Matthew McConaughey's least favourite part of Interstellar?
When the girl gets older, and he stays the same age.
What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?
"The girls get older, but he stays the same age"
-first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)
What do you put in your interstellar trail mix?
If Sean Connery starred in Interstellar...
He'd tell Murph to stop talking to her shelf.
A joke I will always love
In the distant future when interstellar space travel is common place, scientists are traveling through galaxies to find life on other planets. On one planter many light years away, they find a giant granite statue statue of a man in a squatting position. Upon close inspection they find this statue i...
The leaders of Russia, North Korea and the United States fly up to the international space station...
Upon their arrival, they all marvel at the view of the earth from such magnificent heights. They begin to toss around ideas of ways they could all benefit from the ISS.
The Russian leader talks about all of the opportunities to use imaging to spy on people from outerspace. The other leaders ...
The winner of tonight's election is...
the Voyager space probe which is currently traveling at 62,137 km per hour away from the Earth into interstellar space.
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Just heard about the new sex tape with Paul McCartney's daughter and Matthew McConaughey...
It's called Interstellar McCartney.