I’m writing a book about an American who falls off a cruise ship and washes up on the shore of a land run by Satan-worshiping extraterrestrial lizard people.

I’m calling it “Gullible’s Travels.”

My extraterrestrial girlfriend dumped me

now she’s my Spacex

What do you call an extraterrestrial dog?

A Dalmartian

What do you call extraterrestrials living in Rome?

Italiens!

What do you call a fight between an extraterrestrial and a nerdy creep with no social life?

Alien vs redditor.

What do you call an extraterrestrial that speaks Portuguese?

A Brazalien

Aliens visit earth

People were found by extraterrestrials. Aliens descended from the skies on the earth surface. Humanity wondered who should they sent to talk to the aliens. Top scientists from around the world agreed to send prominent biologist and well-known religion critique Richard Dawkins. He approached the spac...

Once we meet intelligent extraterrestrials, discrimination will get a whole new dimension

Just for you to know, I am on your side, you are my species!

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An extraterrestrial couple is spending vacations on Earth

They are very curious about human sexuality, so they find a human couple who are willing to exchange partners for one night.

They discretely meet at a secluded place with two rooms. In one room, the male alien unzips his bodysuit and reveals a 16 inch dick. Looking worried, the woman says:...

[SETI receives extraterrestrial signal from 95 light years away]

[SETI receives extraterrestrial signal from 95 light years away]

[scientist decodes message in the signal]

"enough…with…the…Harambe…jokes"

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a list of puns!

Here's a list of puns I've been collecting:

How do you throw a space party? You planet.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

Nope. Unintended.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.

A scarecrow says,...

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