My extraterrestrial girlfriend dumped me

now she’s my Spacex

What has two heads, four eyes, four arms, four legs, that isn't extraterrestrial?

A pregnant woman.

What do you call extraterrestrials living in Rome?

Italiens!

What do you call an extraterrestrial dog?

A Dalmartian

What do you call an extraterrestrial that speaks Portuguese?

A Brazalien

What do you call a fight between an extraterrestrial and a nerdy creep with no social life?

Alien vs redditor.

Once we meet intelligent extraterrestrials, discrimination will get a whole new dimension

Just for you to know, I am on your side, you are my species!

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a list of puns!

Here's a list of puns I've been collecting:

How do you throw a space party? You planet.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

Nope. Unintended.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.

A scarecrow says,...

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An extraterrestrial couple is spending vacations on Earth

They are very curious about human sexuality, so they find a human couple who are willing to exchange partners for one night.

They discretely meet at a secluded place with two rooms. In one room, the male alien unzips his bodysuit and reveals a 16 inch dick. Looking worried, the woman says:...

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An Extraterrestrial Encounter (NSFW)

A husband and wife were celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary at home on their farm in the middle of nowhere. They were a happy couple, enjoying each other's company when suddenly a bright light flooded their bedroom. The winds picked up and howled, rattling the windows. A low, resonant hum ech...

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The Most Ethnically-Diverse Joke Ever Told

An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguan, an Apache, an Argentinean, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a ...

There's a family with the last name Joke who have these creepy stalker impostors, when one day, the Joke family sees some shooting stars while on a road trip and disappear.

The news breaks that this family had disappeared while driving on the road. The search begins and they find a car similar to the one Mr. Joke was driving. They open and find who they believe to be the Jokes. They interview them but the story seems to be inconsistent with the actual event. They get D...

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