It was the first night of the newlyweds in their wedding suite and the young husband was staring out the window very intently into the starry night while his young bride was sitting patiently in bed waiting.
"Aren't you coming to bed, darling?" , she says sexily.
"Not in your life!", he replied. "My mother said this would be the most wonderful night of my life and I am not going to miss it for anything!"
Did you know there used to be a van in the painting “Starry Night”?
Where did the Van Gogh?
Why did the mover have Starry Night painted on his vehicle?
He wanted everyone to look at his Van Gogh.
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