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What's a cow's favorite astral object?

The mooooooooooooooooon

What vaccine do hippies get?

Astral Zeneca.

When my doctor told me that I am able to astral project at night...

... I was beside myself

Three dealers get arrested and sent to jail ...

One of them sells cocaine, an other one sells acid and the last one sells weed.

Once they're alone, the coke dealer says "Ok, I've got a plan. I managed to keep a little bit of coke with me, so we're gonna snort a little line and then we'll be strong enough to break the wall and run away from...

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