What do you call it when spooning leads to intercourse?
The place of my woman is in the kitchen…
Spooning me while I do the dishes
What’s a chef’s favorite kind of foreplay?
Spooning with the GF this morning...
and she says to me, "Am I the little spoon?"
I said "No, you're more like the cake tin."
Didn't go down well.
My wife is very insistent on spooning in bed?
But forking is apparently off the table
A young cowboy walks into a dirty old Cafe in Montana.
He takes a seat at the counter and notices an old cowboy next to him with his arms crossed staring blankly at a full bowl of meaty chili.
A few minutes go by and the young cowboy gets the courage to speak up "Sir, if you ain't gonna eat that would you mind if I did?"
"It's all yours f...
When do people like spooning?
After they are finished forking
Spooning leads to forking
But if you fork the wrong dish, you could get knifed.
A young city biker walks into a seedy tavern in Sturgis
A young city biker walks into a seedy tavern in Sturgis, SD. Sturgis! He finally made it. He had several items on his must-do list, and this tavern was one of them. The chili, he'd been told, was world famous.
As he sits down at the bar, he notices a grizzled old biker with his arms folded, s...