Why Is It Called "Spooning?"

Because *Forking* was already taken ;)

What do you call it when spooning leads to intercourse?

Forking

The place of my woman is in the kitchen…

Spooning me while I do the dishes

What’s a chef’s favorite kind of foreplay?

Spooning.

Spooning with the GF this morning...

and she says to me, "Am I the little spoon?"

I said "No, you're more like the cake tin."

Didn't go down well.

My wife is very insistent on spooning in bed?

But forking is apparently off the table

A young cowboy walks into a dirty old Cafe in Montana.

He takes a seat at the counter and notices an old cowboy next to him with his arms crossed staring blankly at a full bowl of meaty chili.

A few minutes go by and the young cowboy gets the courage to speak up "Sir, if you ain't gonna eat that would you mind if I did?"

"It's all yours f...

When do people like spooning?

After they are finished forking

Spooning leads to forking

But if you fork the wrong dish, you could get knifed.

A young city biker walks into a seedy tavern in Sturgis

A young city biker walks into a seedy tavern in Sturgis, SD. Sturgis! He finally made it. He had several items on his must-do list, and this tavern was one of them. The chili, he'd been told, was world famous.

As he sits down at the bar, he notices a grizzled old biker with his arms folded, s...

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