Spooning Jokes - 5 Hilarious Spooning Jokes

What do you call it when spooning leads to intercourse?

Forking

upvote

downvote

report

Spooning leads to forking

But if you fork the wrong dish, you could get knifed.

upvote

downvote

report

When do people like spooning?

After they are finished forking

upvote

downvote

report

A young cowboy walks into the saloon.

He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chicken congee.

After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asked the old cowboy, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"

The older cowb...

upvote

downvote

report

My wife is very insistent on spooning in bed?

But forking is apparently off the table

upvote

downvote

report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.