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Spooning Jokes

What do you call it when spooning leads to intercourse?

Forking

Spooning leads to forking

But if you fork the wrong dish, you could get knifed.

When do people like spooning?

After they are finished forking

A young cowboy walks into the saloon.

He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chicken congee.

After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asked the old cowboy, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"

The older cowb...

My wife is very insistent on spooning in bed?

But forking is apparently off the table

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