28 consonants, 3 vowels, a question mark and 1 comma went to court.

They're awaiting their sentence.

Merriam-Webster have announced they are changing the alphabet so it begins AEIOU and then has the consonants after.

Now that's what I call a vowel movement.

I ate an expired can of alphabet soup...

Now I have severe cramps in my vowels and I've been in-consonant all day

The quantity of consonants in the English language is constant.

If omitted in one place, they turn up in another. When a
Bostonian "pahks" his "cah," the lost r's migrate southwest,
causing a Texan to "warsh" his car and invest in "erl wells."

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The history of the middle finger

I never knew this before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory ov...

I just ate a scrabble set

Now I'm having consonant vowel movements

Old Macdonald...

...spelled "redirection" without any consonants.

What is the difference between a dad joke, a sad joke, and a bad joke?

Consonants.

Paddy Irish man, Paddy Welsh man and Paddy Englishman are on a ferry...

The three men are looking at the water when paddy Englishman throws some coins into the water, "we have too much of these in our country" he says. Next, Paddy Welshman throws some consonants into the water, "we have too much of these in our country" he says. Paddy Irish man think for a minute and t...

I've lost all control of my vowels...

Now I'm completely in consonant.

life with a daughter

SCENE: My teenage daughter and me in the car.

Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl’s name is?

Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.

Lauren: You’re no fun, Dad. Forget it.

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