28 consonants, 3 vowels, a question mark and 1 comma went to court.
They're awaiting their sentence.
What do you call it when Vanna White turns a letter other than a consonant?
A vowel movement
The quantity of consonants in the English language is constant.
If omitted in one place, they turn up in another. When a Bostonian "pahks" his "cah," the lost r's migrate southwest, causing a Texan to "warsh" his car and invest in "erl wells."
I ate an expired can of alphabet soup...
Now I have severe cramps in my vowels and I've been in-consonant all day
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The history of the middle finger
I never knew this before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?
Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory ov...
I just ate a scrabble set
Now I'm having consonant vowel movements
...spelled "redirection" without any consonants.
I've lost all control of my vowels...
Now I'm completely in consonant.
What is the difference between a dad joke, a sad joke, and a bad joke?
life with a daughter
SCENE: My teenage daughter and me in the car.
Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl’s name is?
Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.
Lauren: You’re no fun, Dad. Forget it.