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Whats the first thing Michael Jackson does when he spawns in on Minecraft?

He punches a trhee-hee

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In the year XXXX, two scientists discover how to time travel. One of them tries to test it.

After a few minutes, he returns and tells the other: ''Our ancestors had to deal with a lot of shit: they forced women to give birth to the seed of their own family members, they were treating rats as unnatural spawns of the devil sent for harming the children...''



The other one repl...

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A guy rubs an old oil lamp...

...and a genie comes out. In a deep voice he says : "You have 3 wishes. Ask me anything".

The guy thinks for a bit and says : "Alright, I want 40 billion dollars on my bank account."

The genie tells him it's done, the guy checks his bank account and indeed finds he is now very, very ri...

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