Abdul and his friend Mohammed are trying to migrate to australia as skilled workers.
They go to the Australian embassy in Lahore and start filling out the application.
Mohammed goes into an interview room with an embassy officer and they start discussing his work Experience and whether he qualifies as skilled labor. ‘So what do you do, Mohammed?’ says the embassy worker. ...
When birds migrate, they fly in a V. One side of the V is always longer than the other. Know why?
One side has more birds.
Randomly came up with this joke laying in bed one night - What do you call a bald eagle with the flu that migrates from Mexico to the US?
An ill eagle immigrant...
Where do fishes migrate?
Hey, you know how geese migrate in a V shape?
Sometimes one side of the V is longer than the other - do you know why?
-"No, why's that? "
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You know you've been married for a long time when you've experienced hallway sex. It's like, when you first get married it's sex everywhere. Then, after a few years, things settle down and you migrate to the bedroom. But, after a while, you get hallway sex. It's when you meet each other in the hallw...
A Guy Is fed up with his case of intestinal Worms
He decided its about time to have things checked out.
He goes and visits his local doctor, the doctor prescribes him medication. He heads home and and struggles for weeks, to no avail.
He goes and visits a famous diagnostician, who tells him that the worms have grown f...
A duck, a lion and a snake walk into a bar.
After some drinks, they are talking about their own greatness.
The Lion tells stories about his harem, how he rules above a vast territory and how he never knew hunger.
The duck describes how beautiful the world looks like from above, and never having to endure harsh winters becaus...
Animals: Winter is here, we need a plan to survive.
Goose: Wanna hear migrate idea?
I can see why Americans have reservations of taking in immigrants
Last time a lot of immigrants migrated there, they took over the whole damn place.
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It is the year 2200
In a small city lived a master fisherman. This fisherman was famous throughout the world for being able to catch numerous amounts of fish in any body of water. Now, fish these days have mutated and changed quite a bit, but this fisherman was able to catch them all with little to no effort.
A Joke Experiment
A guy walks into a bar…
That is the first line of the joke experiment. I’m curious to see if the r/jokes community can work together to craft the Perfect Joke. I don’t know if this has been done before, but I’m sure if it’s a bad idea it will be ignored (or downvoted into oblivion) anyway...
On the immigration debate, Donald Trump said of other countries: "They're not sending us their best people."
On a side note, Mary Anne MacLeod illegally migrated to the US in 1929. A few years later she gave birth to Donald Trump.
So he may have a point.
I think we can get Republicans on board with climate change initiatives if we just focus on consequences that mean something to them.
I've read that polar ice is melting causing polar bears to migrate south. They've actually started sharing habitat with grizzly bears and are even interbreeding with them. Now if there's one thing Republicans hate more than science it's interracial marriage. So all we need to do is let them know th...
A joke my grandfather told me 40 years ago.
As some Canadian geese were flying overhead he pointed at them and asked me, "Do you know why that side of the V is longer than the other side? (He meant the V shape the geese were flying in as they migrated) "No", I replied after thinking about it. "Because there are more geese on that side."...
The quantity of consonants in the English language is constant.
If omitted in one place, they turn up in another. When a Bostonian "pahks" his "cah," the lost r's migrate southwest, causing a Texan to "warsh" his car and invest in "erl wells."
Three Chinese brothers tried to migrate into America. The first brother was name Bu, the second was name Chu and the third was called Fu. Bu changed his name to Buck, Chu changed his name to Chuck and Fu got sent back to China.