Right now, it's the two main forms of Houston transportation
Roe v. Wade...
Which is the best way to cross a lake?
"So what's your opinion on Roe vs. Wade?
"Well, I prefer to float"
I asked my Chinese student what Roe vs. Wade is...
He said: two ways to get to America
Did you hear what Trump said about Roe vs. Wade?
I don't care HOW those damn Cubans get home.
Everyone needs to chill the hell out about Roe V. Wade.
Honestly, they're both valid ways to get across water.
Being in a canoe forces you to make a very tough decision.
Roe vs Wade
If Roe v Wade is reversed, we are going to have a huge problem on our hands.
No one can pronounce Edaw v Eor correctly.
A struggling salmon swims into a life-coach office and says he's trying to make a spreadsheet of everything he needs to do to get his life back on-track. "Where should I begin?", he asks.
Life-coach: "Populate the roes."
I paid a hooker $400 to get “the girlfriend experience”.
We just argued for an hour over Roe v Wade
A right-wing law firm is trying to overturn Roe v Wade.
They find their test plaintiff, a man whose daughter had gotten an abortion after he forbade it. The firm sues the doctors, and the appeals go all the way to the Supreme Court, exactly as intended. The Court even agrees to hear the case ... only to uphold Roe v Wade, 5 - 4.
All in all, it w...
What do you call it when a salmon accidentally fertilizes his sisters eggs?
Roe Tide
Swimming Contest
Swimming contest
Joe and Jim were at the lake. Joe said, “Let’s have a swimming contest.” Jim said, “No way, you know you’ll win. You’re twice as fast as me.”
Joe said, “Well, how about if you take the canoe across while I swim? Will you race then?”
“Oka...
Picking a Supreme Court Justice is a lot like crossing a river...
It all comes down to Roe v Wade
Washington state salmon fisheries are suing campers who have been walking in shallow waters where salmon traditionally spawn
The case is Roe vs. Wade.
I never said he was dumb...
I simply said that Roe v. Wade are not two methods of crossing the Potomac.
Oh, no! I only have fish eggs for dinner again!
Roe is me!
Did you hear about the debate between Houston and Florida?
It's Roe v. Wade
What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?
A roe model.
I was the announcer at the women’s day expo..
“All the women with fashion sense and business sense sit in the first row. All the women with one or the other sit in the second row.” I announced.
“What row do you sit in if you have neither?” A perplexed woman asked.
I answered her “LuLaRoe.”
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