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I had a dream I was drowning in an ocean of fizzy drink

But it was just a fanta sea

They say fizzy drinks will soon disappear from the shelves in UK supermarkets thanks to Brexit.

The UK Government should do a trade deal with Mexico, I hear they're really good at getting coke across the border.

I had a really weird dream last night. I was floating on an ocean of orange flavoured fizzy drink, then Queen music started to play. I found myself wondering;

Is this the real life? Is this just fanta sea?

My friend got fired at the fizzy drinks factory.

He was soda pressed.

My job testing fizzy drinks is really getting to me...

It's soda grading.

Fizzy drinks are

Soda-sgusting *bad dum tiss*

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