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Fizzy Drink Jokes

My friend got fired at the fizzy drinks factory.

He was soda pressed.

They say fizzy drinks will soon disappear from the shelves in UK supermarkets thanks to Brexit.

The UK Government should do a trade deal with Mexico, I hear they're really good at getting coke across the border.

My job testing fizzy drinks is really getting to me...

It's soda grading.

I had a really weird dream last night. I was floating on an ocean of orange flavoured fizzy drink, then Queen music started to play. I found myself wondering;

Is this the real life? Is this just fanta sea?

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