They say fizzy drinks will soon disappear from the shelves in UK supermarkets thanks to Brexit.

The UK Government should do a trade deal with Mexico, I hear they're really good at getting coke across the border.

I had a dream I was drowning in an ocean of fizzy drink

But it was just a fanta sea

My friend got fired at the fizzy drinks factory.

He was soda pressed.

I had a really weird dream last night. I was floating on an ocean of orange flavoured fizzy drink, then Queen music started to play. I found myself wondering;

Is this the real life? Is this just fanta sea?

My job testing fizzy drinks is really getting to me...

It's soda grading.

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