A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. The wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need on his good time being...
The legend of the three kingdoms
There were three kingdoms, each bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all. The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires.
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A doctor, a lawyer and an engineer
It's September 1793, in Paris, France. A crowd of several thousand has gathered at the Place de la Concorde.
A doctor, a lawyer and an engineer are lined up for execution. All three women are accused of conspiring against the Revolutionary government.
Nodding to the smiling crowd, the ...