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Why don’t maxi pads socialise with tampons?

They’re stuck up cunts.

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A llama was grazing in a field one day... (long)

... when another llama came over.

"Hello," said the first llama.

"Whatcha doing?" asked the second llama.

"Oh, you know, eating some grass. Care to join me?" replied the first llama.

"Oh, thank you," said the second. So now there were two llamas eating. Along came a third...

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All drinks on me

Jeff, a well dressed well groomed guy, walks in a packed pub, sits at the bar and started to chat and socialise with the barman who happens to own the place.
An hour and many drinks later, Jeff asks for a round of shots for everybody in the place, since it's a celebration.
He does this three...

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