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Socialise Jokes

Why isn't it nice to socialise with vampires?

They're a pain in the neck.

Lockdown was great! I didn't work, i didn't socialise, i barely left the house.

Same as usual, except i didn't feel guilty.

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Why don’t maxi pads socialise with tampons?

They’re stuck up cunts.

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All drinks on me

Jeff, a well dressed well groomed guy, walks in a packed pub, sits at the bar and started to chat and socialise with the barman who happens to own the place.
An hour and many drinks later, Jeff asks for a round of shots for everybody in the place, since it's a celebration.
He does this three...

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