Did you hear about the plane that crashed into the trampoline factory?

Witnesses heard a loud Boeing!

I had a friend who worked as a trampoline salesman for several years. I once asked him how that line of work was…

To which he replied “It has its ups and downs”.

I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday

He was so ungrateful, didn't even give it a go. He just sat in his wheelchair and cried

What do you call water that has been on a trampoline?

Spring water

Friends are like a trampoline

I always wanted a trampoline

I switched my girlfriend’s bed with a trampoline.

She really hit the roof.

Did you know the trampoline used to be called a Jumpaline?

Then your mom jumped on it

I gifted trampoline to my son on his 7th birthday

I think he was so happy he bust into tears. He cried so hard that he fell out of his wheelchair

The man who invented the trampoline died today.

His family remembers his last words... “Look what I can do.”

What does a bored trampoline jumper say?

"Okay, bye. I'm gonna bounce now."

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Today I bought my son a trampoline.

Instead of thanking me, he just starts bitching around in his wheelchair.

Trampolines use to be called jumpolines

Until your mom used one back in the 80s

I thought my son would like that I bought him a trampoline, but oh no.

he just wants to sit and cry in his wheelchair.

What time of the year do big girls jump on trampolines??

Spring break..

Tom goes to a funeral

So one day, Tom, who is a villager, receives a letter from his good friend Harry who lives in the city. The letter says that Tom's father died while in the city and he should come for the funeral. Tom is heartbroken and shaken due to the news, but he has to go anyway.

He arrives at the funera...

Your filthy mother

Trampolines used to be called "jumpoline" but they had to change the name after your mother jumped on it

What's the best time to use a trampoline?

Spring time.

My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline.

She hit the ceiling!

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline

What do you call a trampoline park security guard?

A bouncer.

I was the first person to install trampolines on musicians tour buses

Now everyone is jumping on the bandwagon.

I started a trampoline business in Prague. Business is good...

But the Czechs keep bouncing

My boss at the trampoline store just got fired...

They found out he was paying us with bounced checks.

What do you call the indoor trampoline park in Iraq?

Turban Air

Two planes jump in a trampoline

Boeing

Me: Doctor! My trampoline is sick!

Doc: I'm sure it will bounce back.

I met the inventor of the trampoline.

He's an all round nice guy, but a bit jumpy.

My trampoline died today

RIP

What do my trampoline and my girlfriend have in common?

I don’t have a trampoline

Did you hear about the little girl who had her trampoline stolen?

Shes obviously gutted but she'll bounce back

I put my foot through a trampoline last week...

I’ve had a spring in my step ever since.

My girlfriend wanted to look smart on her trampoline.

So I bought her a jumpsuit.

A friend of mine opened a trampoline business in Prague.

I asked him how sales were and said "Well, the Czechs keep bouncing."

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I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday...

But all the little shit did was sit in his wheelchair and cry.

PS:Not sure if this one has been on here before or not, a friend told it to me and I thought it should go here.

So I was jumping on my trampoline the other day when a group of thugs started to approach me...

So I decided to bounce.

Did you hear why they are naming Trampolines after a famous 90's rap duo?

Because Kriss Kross will make you jump jump

Friends are a lot like trampolines

They look fun, but I've never had one...

I’ve got a business...

What’s you business?

A trampoline company in Prague.

How’s it going?
It’s not great, the Czech’s keep bouncing...



What’s your business?

We repair elevators in high rise buildings.

How’s it going?
Meh, it’s up and down.


What’s your b...

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

Did you hear about the leper on the trampoline?

He strained his leg.

^^^I'm ^^^sorry.

I was chatting to my mate from Liverpool.

Me: So what have you got your kids for Christmas?

Him: I got the youngest a trampoline and the

other 2 a bike each I found on the internet.

Me: What website were they on?

Him: Google Earth Street View.

Bouncer: "I'm going to have to ask you to leave."

Me: "Why?"

Bouncer: "I have no idea who you are and this is my trampoline."

Funeral of my dad

A guy named Temel was walking on road with his head down and great sadness, some familiar faces saw him and asked Temel what happened Temel said his dad died and he is going to the funeral so they asked how did he die? Temel started telling

My dad was next to the window of a 10 floored workin...

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My little brother Jimmy is such an ungrateful fuck.

I purchased a trampoline for him yesterday and all he’s done since is cry in his wheelchair.

Paid a gorgeous Slovakian girl to bounce on a trampoline with me

The Czech bounced

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

Punctuation is important. Improperly used periods can alter the meaning of the entire sentence.

For example:

Teresa was on her trampoline, moving up and down in utter bliss.

Teresa was on her period, moving up and down in utter bliss.

I just bought a new Trumpoline

It’s like a trampoline except you never bounce back from it.

I dropped a bottle of spring water into a pool

It turned into a trampoline.

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Kids are so ungrateful these days.

I got my 11 year old nephew a trampoline for his birthday, and instead of thanking me, the little cunt just sat in his wheelchair and cried.

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This is kinda a long one

A dad decided to buy a lie detector and use it on his family at dinner one night. It beeps when a lie is said. The guy has a son, and a wife. “So” says the dad to the kid “what did you do at your friends house?” “Uh we went on his trampoline”. The lie detector beeped. “What did you really do?” “Fine...

Yesterday I met my friend from Slovakia.

He had just opened up a trampoline park near the border there, yet he seemed saddened by something when I walked in. He looked up at me with tired eyes so I asked him what was wrong:

‘What’s the matter?’ I asked. ‘There are many people here, surely business is doing well?’

He replie...

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Kids are really unappreciative sometimes

I got my little cousin Timmy a 1000 dollar trampoline and that little shit was still unhappy!

All he fucking did was sit in his wheelchair and cry

A guy at a partie was in the drive way when the cops came and witnessed him jumping on a car

The cops end the partie and chew the guy out
Cop: You wouldn’t want someone jumping on your car
Guy: I don’t have a car
Cop: on your Xbox then?
Guy: I don’t have an xbox
Cop: what do you have then huh?
Guy: a trampoline

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Me: I'm having a difficult time getting over my mother.

Therapist: I've got a trampoline.

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My little nephew is going to grow up to be such an asshole.

Check this out, it’s his birthday a couple of weeks ago, and, being that his mother (my wife’s sister) doesn’t have much money, we decide to get him a really nice gift. You know, something a 7 year old kid would be thrilled with. So we buy him a full-size trampoline. This thing is like 10 feet acros...

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Baby Jokes [NSFW] [NSFL] NOT SAFE FOR ANYONE.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take off your boots before you jump on a trampoline.

How do you make a baby spin around?
Blender.
How do you take it back out?
Nachos.

What do you call a dead baby on a wall?
Art.
What do you call a dead baby ...

I just joined the mile-high club.

Very few people are that skilled on a trampoline.

A friend of mine

started a business selling trampolines to fortune-tellers.

He says prophets are going through the roof!

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