My girlfriend and I have been really stressed and having some issues so we decided to take a mini vacation, a weekend trip to a ski resort.
Everything started off well, but things went downhill really fast.
The Ski Resort
Three guys go to a ski resort, and when they get there, there is only one bed they all have to share.
In the middle of the night, the guy on the left wakes up and says he had a weird dream of getting a handjob, the guy on the right then wakes up and says the same thing.
The guy in th...
My local ski resort was ripped off last week for around $900.
The robber stole a burger, two beers, and some chips.
A Pharoah makes a reservation at a ski resort...
Pharaoh: I'd like to make a reservation for two please.
Attendant: Absolutely. Can I get your name please.
Attendant: ...can you spell that out for me?
Pharaoh: Bird, double triangle, wavy line, dog head, more bird, flames..."
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A man comes home and tells his girlfriend he won the lottery.
He says "It's time to celebrate! Start packing!"
She says "Wow! But how should I pack? For the beach? For a ski resort?"
He says "I don't care how you pack. Just get the fuck out!"
One day a talented engineer was inspecting some work on top of a new high rise building when he slipped and fell to his death.
He goes to Heaven and walks up to the pearly gates. Saint Peter says “sorry, we aren’t letting anyone in today, you’ll have to go somewhere else.” Dismayed at his other prospects, the man goes to limbo for a while, but finds it incredibly boring. So he leaves and goes down to Hell.
There he ...
Three friends go snowboarding
Three friends go skiing at a ski resort and have a great time. However, when night descends upon them, they seek shelter at the resort. They stay up for a little bit telling jokes and talking, then decide to hit the sack. But once they enter the room that they will be sharing, they realize ...
What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
Three friends decide to go to a ski resort for the weekend. When they arrive at the lodge, they're dismayed to learn that there's only one room left. What's worse, it only has a single bed. Figuring that it's their only option, they decide to take the room.
After a full day of skiing, the...