They say that New Delhi is the brownest city in the world...
...but I can think of one that’s Dhaka.
A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Delhi courtroom drama yesterday. When he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.
The boy had a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, In keeping with child custody laws and ...
TIL that India is installing 15000 CCTV cameras in Delhi for Obama's visit.
This is ridiculous. Just because he's black doesn't mean he'll steal anything.... When will the world stop this Racist behaviour ?
A man moved to New York from India and he opened a lunch counter where he served traditional Indian foods and sandwiches to go. He decorated it in Indian style to remind him of his home city and hired his friends and neighbors from the old country to work there.
You might say he was setting up a little Delhi.
An Israeli lands in New Delhi Airport. Reaches the passport control
-Name? -David Cohen -Age? -32 -Occupation? -No, just sightseeing... For now
A Chinese bureaucrat, an Indian bureaucrat and an African bureaucrat walk into a bar. They’ve known each other for years, having met every year at UN conferences, and they’ve become friends.
But, talking over drinks, they realise that they’ve only ever met at conferences. So the Chinese bureaucrat suggests that after the next one, in Beijing, they come to his house to relax for a few days.
They all agree, and when the next conference ends, they set off. They get a plane at Beijin...
Quarantine seasonal travel
Oman, I really can't wait to Rome around.
Venice this going to get over?
You can't say when this lockdown will be over, Kenya?
Quarantine has made my Delhi routine too boring.
I've been Washingtons of utensils.
This Spain is real.
Stay home, stay safe. What'...
If you were a dog, what would be your favorite kind of shoes to chew?
The ones from Delhi. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Thats because they are Delhi-shoes
First Experience after marriage
A Delhi mother was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters get married the same year, so she called them after the wedding and told them
“Dont forget to text me your first night experience and text it in code”
So……. after a week, the 1st daughter texted
and the next...
What do you call a recently opened Indian meat store?
The New Delhi
Did you hear cheese and meat sales have gone up in India?
Apparently there is a New Delhi.
My friends and I wanted to get Indian food last night
My friends and I wanted to get Indian food last night, but none of us could decide where to go. After asking around for good places to get Indian food, we finally decided to go get sandwiches at that New Delhi everyone kept talking about.
Thief Capturing Robot
Disclaimer: This is only a joke, whatever or whoever I have stated are only for entertainment purpose only.
Once an organization of experts invented a robot that captured thieves.
So in order to test their invention they took to some places around the world to really see how ma...
How to end a conversation with a really hot girl you befriended online ?
Reply: "I am from Delhi,India."
What did the Indian man name his sandwich shop?
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On a BA flight from Delhi to London, the pilot comes over the public address system, and tells passengers at what altitude they will be flying, the expected arrival time, a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight. Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, the pilot...
A foreign tourist hired a guide to take him around Delhi and Agra. At the Red Fort at Delhi, he admired the architecture and asked how many years it took to build.
"Twenty years," replied the guide.
"You Indians are a lazy lot," the tourist said. In my country, this could have ...
How do you get around in Italy? You Rome. Why does everyone love Thailand? They Bangkok. I Congo to Africa, Kenya? Why do the French take there time? They hate to Russia What's the unhappiest state? Misery Who are the unhappiest Europeans? The Hungary ones. Why are the so many Subw...