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Smirnoff Ice Jokes

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I think people who drink White Claw now are the same people who gave me shit for drinking a Smirnoff Ice instead of beer,

and I feel they owe me an apology.

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A man gets pulled over for swerving

Officer says, "sir do you know why I pulled you over?"

*"I have no clue". The man replied.*

"Have you been drinking, sir?"

*"Not any alcoholic drinks, officer".*

"Then what is that in your cup holder?"

"*that's a half-drank Smirnoff Ice.*"

"I thought you sai...

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