Amc Jokes - 8 Hilarious Amc Jokes

In response to bankruptcy, AMC will open libraries in their theaters

They're calling it paper-view.

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I called AMC customer service to ask if I could use popcorn vouchers to cover a margin call.

The short answer is no.

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I tried to sell AMC a movie about menstruation.

They said they weren't interested in doing another period piece.

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After being shorted by hedge funds, Gamestop, AMC, Blackberry and Nokia are watching those funds cry about their losses

I guess you could say those... companies love misery

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in the wake of the pandemic and failing ratings, AMC's The Walking Dead has changed it's format.

it will now be a reality show shot solely inside America's nursing homes.

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Terrible news. The guy who created AMC cinema's has died.

His funeral is next Friday at 2:30, 5:20 and 7:45.

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I went into the Auto Parts store

I said:

"I want a new gas cap for my AMC Gremlin."

The owner said:

"Sounds like a fair trade."

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MIL joke

I agreed to drive my mother-in-law to the dealership, to see what she could get for her old AMC.
As soon as we pull up, a sales man comes over.
"Is that a Gremlin?"
"Not if I don't feed her after midnight."

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