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In response to bankruptcy, AMC will open libraries in their theaters

They're calling it paper-view.

I called AMC customer service to ask if I could use popcorn vouchers to cover a margin call.

The short answer is no.

I tried to sell AMC a movie about menstruation.

They said they weren't interested in doing another period piece.

After being shorted by hedge funds, Gamestop, AMC, Blackberry and Nokia are watching those funds cry about their losses

I guess you could say those... companies love misery

in the wake of the pandemic and failing ratings, AMC's The Walking Dead has changed it's format.

it will now be a reality show shot solely inside America's nursing homes.

Terrible news. The guy who created AMC cinema's has died.

His funeral is next Friday at 2:30, 5:20 and 7:45.

I went into the Auto Parts store

I said:

"I want a new gas cap for my AMC Gremlin."

The owner said:

"Sounds like a fair trade."

MIL joke

I agreed to drive my mother-in-law to the dealership, to see what she could get for her old AMC.
As soon as we pull up, a sales man comes over.
"Is that a Gremlin?"
"Not if I don't feed her after midnight."

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