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Mad Men Jokes

A doctor wanted to treat 3 mad men...

He asked the 1st mad man: 3+3,
He replied : 2,500
You are really mad, said the doctor.
The 2nd mad man replied : 3+3 = Wednesday
You are not far from death, said the doctor
The 3rd mad man answered: 3+3=6,
BRAVO! How did you get the answer? The Doctor asked
He replied : I divide...

Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, and go to Hell.

Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, And go to Hell. The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves. He says to them 'Doesnt the heat and smoke bother you?' Ole replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow an ice, an ve're yust ha...

A hillbilly knocks on the door of his neighbor's house...

"Howdy neighbor", he says. "In honor of you movin' in to the holler, I'm gonna throw a party. There's gonna be a whole lot of drinkin', a whole lot of dancin' and a whole lot of screwin'."

"Sounds like fun", the neighbor says... "what can I bring?"

Hillbilly replies, "You can bring any...

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A family walks in to a talent agency

The father goes to the agent, "Sir, you really have to see our act. It's incredible!"

The agent says "No, I don't do family acts..."

The father excitedly interrupts, "I know what you are going to say they are too cutesy, right? Well our show is nothing like that!"

"No I don't do...

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