I had an idea for a movie plot where a retired CIA agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in Paris.
Turns out that idea was taken. I then had another idea for a movie where the same agent is kidnapped with his ex-wife in Istanbul, but it turns out that one was taken too.
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Did you hear about the guy who suddenly stopped smoking and moved from Istanbul to Singapore last winter?
He quits cold turkey.
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They told me to go cold turkey...
So now I'm chilling in Istanbul.
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I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
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What did the Greeks say after Constantinople was taken by the Turks?
What a load of Istanbull
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A Saudi man wanted to divorce his wife... She had one condition
The papers to be submitted at the Embassy in Istanbul
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TIL that Turkish has some weird pronunciation.
I mean, they pronounce Constantinople as Istanbul.
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