Did you hear about the guy who suddenly stopped smoking and moved from Istanbul to Singapore last winter?
He quits cold turkey.
Erdogan set to lose Istanbul
Now it's Constantinople.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
I had an idea for a movie plot.
A retired CIA agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in Paris, but it turns out that idea was taken. I had another idea for one where the same agent is kidnapped with his wife in Istanbul, but it turns out that one was taken too.
A Saudi man wanted to divorce his wife... She had one condition
The papers to be submitted at the Embassy in Istanbul
TIL that Turkish has some weird pronunciation.
I mean, they pronounce Constantinople as Istanbul.
Two converts set off to go join ISIS...
Hasan and Hussein set off to go join ISIS. Hasan flew to Istanbul first class, but Hussein was on the no fly list and had to stow away on an empty oil tanker. But Hasan gifted Hussein a heavy backpack of food and cigarettes to make the trip more bearable.
But when they got to Syria, the ISI...