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Constantinople Jokes

What did the Greeks say after Constantinople was taken by the Turks?

What a load of Istanbull

Why did Constantinople fall?

Itstumbled.

Erdogan set to lose Istanbul

Now it's Constantinople.

Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman...

Join the crusades and have been caught in the Bazaars of Constantinople by the Saracen Army. Dodging in between the shops they spy an alleyway and dash down it. Seeing its a dead end they look for a place to hide. They notice three large wicker baskets they all jump in one and with baited breath wai...

TIL that Turkish has some weird pronunciation.

I mean, they pronounce Constantinople as Istanbul.

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Two beggars

It is Easter Sunday in front of Saint Sophia’s Cathedral in Constantinople sometime during the Crusades.

Two beggars are sitting in front of the cathedral.

One is wearing a tattered suit of armor and is covered in bandages. In front of him is a sign: “Give Alms to a poor Crusader who ...

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