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What do Michael Jackson and the Berlin Wall have in common?

They were both really big in the 80s, and then bits started falling off of them.

Why was the Berlin Wall took down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

My father almost joined the Berlin Wall Brigade but couldn't because he broke his arm

That was a lucky break

What did East Germans sing before the Berlin Wall fell?

Under Prussia

Two communist soldiers stood by the Berlin wall during The Cold War.

Soldier 1: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Soldier 2: Yes I am.

Soldier 1: Then I'll have to arrest you.

A man is driving down a road, when suddenly, he notices that his gas tank is running dangerously low.

A man is driving down a road, when suddenly, he notices that his gas tank is running dangerously low. He pulls over at the next gas station he sees, and while his gas is being refilled, goes into the station to get a drink.

He picks out a drink, and as he is buying it, notices a sign that re...

An East German, West German and Berliner find a Genie...

They free him, and he says "I will grant each of you a wish."
The West German says "I want the Turks to stop stealing our women."
The East German says "I want the Berlin Wall reinstated."
The Berliner thinks very hard, and finally decides. "I will have a Mocha."

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