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Berlin Wall Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and the Berlin Wall have in common?

They were both really big in the 80s, and then bits started falling off of them.

Why was the Berlin Wall took down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

Two communist soldiers stood by the Berlin wall during The Cold War.

Soldier 1: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Soldier 2: Yes I am.

Soldier 1: Then I'll have to arrest you.

What did East Germans sing before the Berlin Wall fell?

Under Prussia

My father almost joined the Berlin Wall Brigade but couldn't because he broke his arm

That was a lucky break

A man is driving down a road, when suddenly, he notices that his gas tank is running dangerously low.

A man is driving down a road, when suddenly, he notices that his gas tank is running dangerously low. He pulls over at the next gas station he sees, and while his gas is being refilled, goes into the station to get a drink.

He picks out a drink, and as he is buying it, notices a sign that re...
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