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Listless Jokes

He gazed listlessly at the grocery store shelves..

..because he had forgot the list at home.

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A Visit to the Tailor (Slightly )

A man starts getting chronic headaches and his testicles swell and become very sensitive. The doctor informs him that his testicles must be amputated or he risks death. The guy reluctantly agrees and the operation is performed. Several days later he comes in for a follow-up. He gets a clean bill of ...

A knight Became quite lacking in energy after they shut down the Jousting Arena...

In fact he was quite listless.

Grocery Shopping

I wrote down some stuff I needed at the grocery store. When I got there, I realized I forgot the note at home. I wandered around the store feeling listless the whole time.

"I can't find the shopping list."

He said listlessly.

I went to the grocery store, but didn’t know what to get.

I was overcome with feelings of listlessness.

Scrabble, monopoly and cluedo were sitting around the bedroom feeling sorry for themselves

They hadn’t been played with in a long time and were feeling particularly frustrated and listless. They wanted something to do but just didn’t know what to do and so sat there with a mood on, not feeling happy at all.

Human 1 and human 2 came into the room and human 1 picked up monopoly and ...
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