He gazed listlessly at the grocery store shelves..

..because he had forgot the list at home.

A knight Became quite lacking in energy after they shut down the Jousting Arena...

In fact he was quite listless.

Grocery Shopping

I wrote down some stuff I needed at the grocery store. When I got there, I realized I forgot the note at home. I wandered around the store feeling listless the whole time.

"I can't find the shopping list."

He said listlessly.

Scrabble, monopoly and cluedo were sitting around the bedroom feeling sorry for themselves

They hadn’t been played with in a long time and were feeling particularly frustrated and listless. They wanted something to do but just didn’t know what to do and so sat there with a mood on, not feeling happy at all.

Human 1 and human 2 came into the room and human 1 picked up monopoly and ...

I went to the grocery store, but didn’t know what to get.

I was overcome with feelings of listlessness.

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Full of Wool

A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.
The guy doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but not wanting to ...

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