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Anti-symmetric.

Because they're never right.

Because they're never ***right.***

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One kingdom lies on each side of the lake. For decades, the king's had argued over it's true owner, each claiming to be the first kingdom to settle there, and many tales of magical swords and godly favours to claim divine right. Eventually, this storytelling and legal battling came to no conclusion,...

Because it was more than 90 degrees.

Man 2: Its greater than 90 degrees.

But we all have a view on Angular Merkel

Hey girl you might be a little obtuse, but at the right angle you kind of acute.

The first is obtuse and unattractive; Goldilocks says no.

The second is a-cute one but is unintelligent; again, Goldilocks says no.

But the third, ah yes, the third, is just right.

The second is a-cute one but is unintelligent; again, Goldilocks says no.

But the third, ah yes, the third, is just right.

Ones with an obtuse angle.

Because we're all a little obtuse.

but all my ideas were derivative

and the punchline didn't add up.

Anyway, comedy has no absolute value.

Your jokes are sum of the best,

but minus not very funny

because I'm a perfect square.

I halve one, I guess...

but you're too obtuse to get it,

and trying to simplify it

...

and the punchline didn't add up.

Anyway, comedy has no absolute value.

Your jokes are sum of the best,

but minus not very funny

because I'm a perfect square.

I halve one, I guess...

but you're too obtuse to get it,

and trying to simplify it

...

We greeted and she asked me directions to the State Bank of India. I told her make a 299 degrees turn and walk for 290 meters, then subtend the angle of X using Pythagoras Theorem and round it up to the nearest degree using tan âˆ†. From that point, draw a parabolic curve and walk 342 meters on its ma...

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