Three kingdoms border a lake in the shape of an obtuse triangle
One kingdom lies on each side of the lake. For decades, the king's had argued over it's true owner, each claiming to be the first kingdom to settle there, and many tales of magical swords and godly favours to claim divine right. Eventually, this storytelling and legal battling came to no conclusion,...
Why are obtuse angles so depressed? (BPI)
Because they're never ***right.***
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Man 1: What's the weather like outside? Man 2: it's obtuse. Man 1: What?
Man 2: Its greater than 90 degrees.
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
Because it was over 90°.
Some people say that the German Chancellor is always right but I find her a little obtuse..
But we all have a view on Angular Merkel
Three angles compete to be Goldilocks' husband
The first is obtuse and unattractive; Goldilocks says no.
The second is a-cute one but is unintelligent; again, Goldilocks says no.
But the third, ah yes, the third, is just right.
Saw this girl in math class and said
Hey girl you might be a little obtuse, but at the right angle you kind of acute.
10 Ways To Insult Your Friends With Math
10. You're obtuse.
9. You're not normal.
8. You're so negative.
7. You're not natural.
6. You're irrational.
5. You're odd.
4. You're past your prime.
2. You're such a square.
1. What friends? They are all ***i***maginary!
I met one of my beautiful Maths teacher yesterday
We greeted and she asked me directions to the State Bank of India. I told her make a 299 degrees turn and walk for 290 meters, then subtend the angle of X using Pythagoras Theorem and round it up to the nearest degree using tan ∆. From that point, draw a parabolic curve and walk 342 meters on its ma...
I tried to come up with a math joke...
but all my ideas were derivative and the punchline didn't add up. Anyway, comedy has no absolute value. Your jokes are sum of the best, but minus not very funny because I'm a perfect square. I halve one, I guess... but you're too obtuse to get it, and trying to simplify it ...
What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right?
Ones with an obtuse angle.
Why are normal human body temperatures around 98.7*F?
Because we're all a little obtuse.