You know you can tell the difference between a boy and a girl ant by putting it in water?
If it sinks, it’s a girl ant. If it floats, it’s buoyant
I had a party for the worlds greatest historical figures, here are their RSVPs
Isaac Newton: "I'll drop in."
Socrates: "I'll think about it."
Charles Darwin: "I'll wait to see what evolves."
Marie Curie: "I am radiating enthusiasm."
Ivan Pavlov: "I'm positively drooling at the thought."
Albert Einstein: "It will ...
Did you hear about that fancy, new, lightweight mucus that scientists discovered?
It’s rather phlegm-buoyant!
I took my psychic girlfriend ice skating but she fell through the ice.
Luckily, Claire's buoyant
How do you say farewell to a very optimistic insect?
Buoyant!
What do you call it when Freddie Mercury floats?
Flam-buoyant
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A man is walking down the beach,
When he sees a woman with no arms and legs; as he gets closer he can hear her gently sobbing.
"What's wrong ma'am?" He inquired earnestly.
"Well you see, I was born like this, and because of it I've never gotten close to a man, I've never even hugged one."
The man contemplates t...
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