How do you tell the difference between a female and male ant?
A girl ant sinks in water.
A buoyant floats.
Did you hear about that fancy, new, lightweight mucus that scientists discovered?
It’s rather phlegm-buoyant!
In response to the invitation for a rather unusual reunion of all time greats.......
\* Newton said he'd drop in. \* Socrates said he'd think about it. \* Ohm resisted the idea. \* Boyle said he was under too much pressure. \* Darwin said he'd wait to see what evolved. \* Pierre and Marie Curie radiated enthusiasm. \* Volta was electrified at the prospe...
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A man is walking down the beach,
When he sees a woman with no arms and legs; as he gets closer he can hear her gently sobbing.
"What's wrong ma'am?" He inquired earnestly.
"Well you see, I was born like this, and because of it I've never gotten close to a man, I've never even hugged one."
The man contemplates t...
How do you say farewell to a very optimistic insect?
I took my psychic girlfriend ice skating but she fell through the ice.
Luckily, Claire's buoyant
What do you call it when Freddie Mercury floats?
I see the local baker was enjoying his mild celebrity status in the town paper after saving a drowning man..
He was acting really flan buoyant .
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Why did the girl ant drown?
Because she was not buoyant.