The 7+ Best Buoyant Jokes

I had a party for the worlds greatest historical figures, here are their RSVPs

Isaac Newton: "I'll drop in."

Socrates: "I'll think about it."

Charles Darwin: "I'll wait to see what evolves."

Marie Curie: "I am radiating enthusiasm."

Ivan Pavlov: "I'm positively drooling at the thought."

Albert Einstein: "It will ...

How do you tell a girl ant from a boy ant ?

Put it in water. If it sinks, it is a girl ant and if it floats it is buoyant.

Did you hear about that fancy, new, lightweight mucus that scientists discovered?

It’s rather phlegm-buoyant!

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A man is walking down the beach,

When he sees a woman with no arms and legs; as he gets closer he can hear her gently sobbing.

"What's wrong ma'am?" He inquired earnestly.

"Well you see, I was born like this, and because of it I've never gotten close to a man, I've never even hugged one."

The man contemplates t...

I took my psychic girlfriend ice skating but she fell through the ice.

Luckily, Claire's buoyant

How do you say farewell to a very optimistic insect?

Buoyant!

What do you call it when Freddie Mercury floats?

Flam-buoyant

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