A greyhound walks into a bar and takes a look around. There are three horses sitting at the counter chatting away, he decides to sit close enough to overhear their conversation.
The first horse says, “I have an incredible story for you guys! I was racing last Friday, two minutes in and I am l...
Three tomatoes are walking down the street
a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and squishes him... and says, "catch up".
Did you hear how historically accurate CoD WWII is?
They made sure all players experienced WWII the way it happened. Soldiers were always quickscoping, lagging and most importantly, losing connection to the host. Sledgehammer Games even rented WWII era servers to ensure we had a truly immersive experience
Another of my favorite childhood jokes: taking the dog to the vet
A woman became concerned about her dog after he started showing little interest in things he used to love. She also noticed him spending most of the day sleeping and lagging behind on walks, so she decided to take him to the vet.
The vet picked up the dog and checked him all over, intensely s...
Tree fellers.
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are starting their new jobs as lumberjacks. Each are given a chainsaw and are told to record how many trees they cut down each day.
At the end of the first day, the Englishman and Scotsman cut down 60 but the Irishman was way behind on 10. Their boss...
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