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The Priest's Lottery

A saintly priest had the dream to build a great home for the elderly. He also had faith that God would help him.

He'd been praying for 20 years to win the lottery, ceaselessly, his faith never faltering.

Finally, one day, when he is praying most intensely, an angel appears before him.<...

An old man is lying on his deathbed.

Slipping peacefully away, he is half-aware of one sense after another fading, his sight growing dim, a blessed silence falling... and then something half-forgotten teases at his nose and he twitches as it registers. It's a delicious savoury scent wafting up the stairs - his wife's wonderful cheese s...

A Christian, a Muslim, a Hindu, and an Atheist all die...

They find themselves on a path in the clouds. First they path slopes down, and they're amazed at how easy it is with the sun on their backs. When it slopes up, they're surprised to find they're not winded. The path curves around a bend slightly to the north. Continuing the curve, they feel the heat ...

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