A bartender sees a dour looking man at his bar.

He asks the man what's wrong and the man replies "some things you just can't explain". "Anything can be explained, the bartender says. Tell me what happened." "Okay" says the man. "You see I'm a farmer, and today I had to milk my cow. Well she kept kicking over the bucket with her left leg, so I wen...

After double doors had to be installed in the castle to allow for Henry VIII's massive frame, he was no longer the same man who enjoyed playing his horn or teaching his kids.

He was a two-door tooter Tudor too dour to tutor

A famous armorer was called to court...

…to demonstrate his new plate design. He set it on a stand in the middle of a grand gallery. The king called in his executioner, a dour and muscular man who prided himself in his ability to slice folk exactly in half, to strike the suit. With a sonorous clang! the executioner’s heavy sword bounced o...

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