Did you hear about the anemic guy that cut all the grass on earth in a square pattern?
He mow globe in cells
Why was Captain America anemic?
He wasn't getting enough iron, man.
You know the story of the guy who looked pale, right?
This one guy is looking really pale, so his friend tells him ¨dude, you're anemic¨. Of course, our guy doesn't believe this, so his friend says ¨I know about these symptoms, you're definitely anemic¨ and bets him 25 bucks on this. "OK", our guy says, "challenge accepted." Together they go to the doc...