I was feeling lethargic and apathetic so I took a vacation to the Bahamas. Still completely unmotivated, I just sat on the beach with a bottle of rum for hours and watched as a storm rolled in.
I was in a tropical depression.
Why was the blind man so lethargic?
He just couldn't see himself doing anything.
A lethargic eunuch checks himself into the hospital.
"Doctor, I've lost all my energy. What's wrong with me?"
The doctors run a series of tests, but they can't find anything wrong with the eunuch.
"I'm sorry, but we don't know what's causing your fatigue. We've tested for anemia, depression, sleeping disorders, and we've turned up nothin...
Many years ago, there was a very lazy fencing duellist
In one of his most notable bouts, against the Marquis of Mod, his opponent noticed a very glaring pattern.
Upon exploiting this weakness and winning the duel, the Marquis approached the lazy duellist and questioned his methods-
"Why, may I ask, do you always seem to attack upon compl...
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A pastor is leading a church that's running out of money, so one Sunday, he comes up with an idea.
About halfway through his sermon, the pastor reaches into his pocket and pulls out his gold pocketwatch and chain. He starts to gently swing the watch back and forth, pinching the chain between his fingers so the watch swings freely. By the end of his sermon, the normally lethargic members of the ...