Today I gave a student detention for being tardy

I was then fired from my job as a special ed. teacher

What do you call a tardy snowman?

Not yeti

The special kid was late to class today

He cried after the teacher called him tardy

So it was the first day of school

A kid walks into class late and the teacher asks “why are you late”. He responds with “I was in Beverly Hills”. The teacher accepts that excuse, but gives him a tardy slip. A few minutes later, another kid walks into class late. The teacher once again asks “why are you late”. The kid responds with “...

Why do special Ed classes always start late

Because everyone is a little tardy.

Bill is called in for a review at his new job

His supervisor asks Bill to take a seat and they begin discussing his first month at the company. The supervisor says he's seen Bill make a lot of dumb mistakes, but more than anything else, Bill is uncommonly early to his shift by at least 2 hours every day.

Bill confesses that he does this ...

If a special ed kid is late for school

Is it politically incorrect to give them a "Tardy" slip?

Why do the special needs kids never get in trouble for being late to class?

They're expected to be a little tardy...

If a Special-Ed student is late more than once...

Does that make him re-tardy?

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