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Translated Slovakian joke

A guerilla fighter is caught by the Nazis during the uprising and is being interrogated. In his defence he says: "look my Grandpa was a great fighter, he shot 46 Soviet soldiers, so dont kill me please!" The Nazi guard asks him: "How do you know they were Soviet soldiers?" "Well, they all had SS on ...

What do Slovakians say when they win a game of chess?

"Czech mate"

Paid a gorgeous Slovakian girl to bounce on a trampoline with me

The Czech bounced

Cannibal Restaurant

Two patrons are sitting one table apart from each other in a Cannibal Restaurant. The waiter comes in and addresses them both:

"Would you both be willing to share a meal? It's around closing time and we're not slated to received anything more until early tomorrow morning. All we have left i...

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