I got kicked out of a restaurant for having improper dress. Reminds me of a funny story.
An Afghan, an Albanian, and Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguan, an Argintine, an Armenian, and Austrailian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese...
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Translated Slovakian joke
A guerilla fighter is caught by the Nazis during the uprising and is being interrogated. In his defence he says: "look my Grandpa was a great fighter, he shot 46 Soviet soldiers, so dont kill me please!" The Nazi guard asks him: "How do you know they were Soviet soldiers?" "Well, they all had SS on ...
What do Slovakians say when they win a game of chess?
So one time i joined a Slovakian circus...
I got in with the tightrope walkers. The coach had designed this elaborate, rigorous training program. It was a whole system of Czechs and balances.
Paid a gorgeous Slovakian girl to bounce on a trampoline with me
The Czech bounced
Two patrons are sitting one table apart from each other in a Cannibal Restaurant. The waiter comes in and addresses them both:
"Would you both be willing to share a meal? It's around closing time and we're not slated to received anything more until early tomorrow morning. All we have left i...