The Ottoman Empire...

Really loved to put their feet up.

(such a bad bad joke)

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

In the time of the Ottoman Empire, there was a wedding.

Back then, weddings were pretty big, and also long. People used to travel tens or hundreds of kilometers to attend at a wedding. For that reason, they would stay for a few days as guests. They would normally sleep in really big rooms, on the floor, and women and men would normally be separated... ...

What’s the most comfortable empire?

The Ottoman Empire.

And much like that one, I’ll see myself out now.

If an anime was based around the Ottoman Empire...

It would be a literal Harem anime.

I'm going to be a furniture store entrepreneur one day.

My first store will be called "Sofa Kingdom".

My second store will be called "Ottoman Empire."

Then people will say "That's Sofa Kingdom also."

Pirates

Did you hear about the pirate ship caught by the Ottoman Empire and tried for thievery?


Regrettably, all hands were lost.

The leg rests have taken over!

Fear the Ottoman Empire!

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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