The Ottoman Empire...

Really loved to put their feet up.

(such a bad bad joke)

If an anime was based around the Ottoman Empire...

It would be a literal Harem anime.

What’s the most comfortable empire?

The Ottoman Empire.

And much like that one, I’ll see myself out now.

I'm going to be a furniture store entrepreneur one day.

My first store will be called "Sofa Kingdom".

My second store will be called "Ottoman Empire."

Then people will say "That's Sofa Kingdom also."

The leg rests have taken over!

Fear the Ottoman Empire!

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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