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Skaters Jokes

Why are North Korean Figure Skaters so good?

It's all about the Execution

Russians are very flexible, and are world-class ballerinas, figure skaters, and gymnasts

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Why do skaters make terrible pirates?

Because they always go overboard.

How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

Why isn't the Russian army as strong as expected?

Because they wasted all their steroids on figure skaters a month ago.

So a man was walking up to the ice rink during the Winter Olympics...

wanting to get a closer look at the ice skaters. He ends up slipping onto the rink, and he starts to catch himself as he is falling. Yet, somehow to his amazement he keeps a running fall up, and ends up spinning to the middle of the ice rink. He is slightly frazzled, having almost face planted on th...

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