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Figure Skater Jokes

Why are North Korean Figure Skaters so good?

It's all about the Execution

Russians are very flexible, and are world-class ballerinas, figure skaters, and gymnasts

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Former figure skater Michelle Kwan was caught by paparazzi, who took an unfortunate down-blouse pic.

Nevertheless, it's a perfect example of both quality and Kwan titty.

Why isn't the Russian army as strong as expected?

Because they wasted all their steroids on figure skaters a month ago.

Sports injuries

An ice hockey player, a rodeo clown and a beautiful figure skater walk into a bar. After a couple of drinks they start to compare their injuries.

“None of my teeth are my own, I once lost seven teeth during one game.”, started the hockey player.

“Well, that’s nothing - during my care...

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