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Silica Jokes

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“Doc, I ate one of those ‘Do not Eat’ silica packets. Am I going to die??”

Doctor: Well, everyone is going to die eventually.

Man: Everyone?? Holy shit, what have I done?

The difference between Sean Connery and a Silica Tetrahedron

One's an ionic bond, the other's an iconic Bond.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I'm sick of people telling me what I can and can't eat.

So fuck you , silica packets.

Nobody tells me what I can or can't eat

Least of all some guy whose job is labelling packets of silica gel.

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