Next time you say Michelangelos statues suck just remember
>he had to go into the Nether to get all the quartz to make it. Have some respect for hard work.
Does silicon make pretty crystals
Of quartz it does
Watch the Elephant
What does an elephant have in common with a Seiko watch?
They both come in quartz.
What's the most common STI among watch makers?
I asked an attractive geologist if she wanted to go on a date this weekend but she told me that she doesn't date...
How did the geologist win his lawsuit?
By taking advantage of the quartz system.
My friend was arrested after carving equations into blocks of quartz
He was charged with manufacture of crystal math
Why did Mrs. Quartz divorce Mr. Quartz?
He took her for granite.
Came up with this on the spot tonight
Two rocks walk into a bar. They sit down and the bartender asks them what they would like. One rock, speaking for the both of them says "we'll have two pints please". Astounded by this, the second rock exclaims "Pints?!" He turns to the bartender and tells him "two quartz".