The 10+ Best Quartz Jokes

Did ya hear feldspar, quartz, and mica stopped hanging out together?

They got tired of being taken for granite

Why did Mrs. Quartz divorce Mr. Quartz?

He took her for granite.

What does quartz get tired of?

Being taken for granite.

How did the geologist win his lawsuit?

By taking advantage of the quartz system.

What do elephants and Timex watches have in common?

They both come in quartz

My friend was arrested after carving equations into blocks of quartz

He was charged with manufacture of crystal math

Next time you say Michelangelos statues suck just remember

>he had to go into the Nether to get all the quartz to make it. Have some respect for hard work.

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A duck walks into my chemistry class

So, a duck walked into my chemistry class. The teacher jumped up and started shooing it out, but one kid gets between them and says "No, don't! Haven't you heard of this duck? He's a genius!" The teacher knows the kid is lying, but doesn't see the harm in humoring him, so she asks the kid to prove h...

the motor in my watch stopped running

I'm down a quartz

Came up with this on the spot tonight

Two rocks walk into a bar. They sit down and the bartender asks them what they would like. One rock, speaking for the both of them says "we'll have two pints please". Astounded by this, the second rock exclaims "Pints?!" He turns to the bartender and tells him "two quartz".

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