Did ya hear feldspar, quartz, and mica stopped hanging out together?
They got tired of being taken for granite
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Why did Mrs. Quartz divorce Mr. Quartz?
He took her for granite.
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What does quartz get tired of?
Being taken for granite.
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How did the geologist win his lawsuit?
By taking advantage of the quartz system.
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My friend was arrested after carving equations into blocks of quartz
He was charged with manufacture of crystal math
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Next time you say Michelangelos statues suck just remember
>he had to go into the Nether to get all the quartz to make it. Have some respect for hard work.
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Came up with this on the spot tonight
Two rocks walk into a bar. They sit down and the bartender asks them what they would like. One rock, speaking for the both of them says "we'll have two pints please". Astounded by this, the second rock exclaims "Pints?!" He turns to the bartender and tells him "two quartz".
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What do elephants and ice cream have in common?
They both come in quartz
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the motor in my watch stopped running
I'm down a quartz
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