Did ya hear feldspar, quartz, and mica stopped hanging out together?
They got tired of being taken for granite
What does quartz get tired of?
Being taken for granite.
Why did Mrs. Quartz divorce Mr. Quartz?
He took her for granite.
If companies made toasters.
If IBM made toasters... They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to be submitted for overnight toasting. IBM would claim a worldwide market for five, maybe six toasters.
If Microsoft made toasters... Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buy a toaster. You w...
Does silicon make pretty crystals
Of quartz it does
My friend was arrested after carving equations into blocks of quartz
He was charged with manufacture of crystal math
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A duck walks into my chemistry class
So, a duck walked into my chemistry class. The teacher jumped up and started shooing it out, but one kid gets between them and says "No, don't! Haven't you heard of this duck? He's a genius!" The teacher knows the kid is lying, but doesn't see the harm in humoring him, so she asks the kid to prove h...
Next time you say Michelangelos statues suck just remember
>he had to go into the Nether to get all the quartz to make it. Have some respect for hard work.
How did the geologist win his lawsuit?
By taking advantage of the quartz system.
the motor in my watch stopped running
I'm down a quartz
Came up with this on the spot tonight
Two rocks walk into a bar. They sit down and the bartender asks them what they would like. One rock, speaking for the both of them says "we'll have two pints please". Astounded by this, the second rock exclaims "Pints?!" He turns to the bartender and tells him "two quartz".